1 00:00:00,778 --> 00:00:04,844 Right! Johannes. Don't forget your aftershave 2 00:00:04,944 --> 00:00:09,089 - and anti-snoring nasal strips. - Thank you, Buki. 3 00:00:09,189 --> 00:00:11,652 - And your athlete's foot spray. - Ah, yeah. 4 00:00:11,752 --> 00:00:13,335 It really flared up under my bandage. 5 00:00:13,435 --> 00:00:15,577 But I guess if you get a fungus hot and damp, 6 00:00:15,677 --> 00:00:16,659 you're going to have issues, eh? 7 00:00:19,082 --> 00:00:22,146 I'm not going to miss sharing a bathroom with four people, 8 00:00:22,246 --> 00:00:24,248 but I'm really going to miss you. 9 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:28,273 Oh! I'm going to miss you, too! 10 00:00:28,373 --> 00:00:30,717 But if you will live on the other side of London... 11 00:00:30,817 --> 00:00:33,520 Actually, Amanda, I got you a little surprise. 12 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:35,483 - Oh! - As a thank you for looking 13 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:38,286 after me while I was recovering from my war wound. 14 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:39,928 Johannes, it was a snake bite. 15 00:00:40,028 --> 00:00:41,731 That snake went to war with me, Amanda. 16 00:00:41,831 --> 00:00:43,493 It wanted me dead. 17 00:00:43,593 --> 00:00:45,295 Hmm... 18 00:00:45,395 --> 00:00:47,398 Ta-da! 19 00:00:48,839 --> 00:00:49,901 Oh... 20 00:00:50,001 --> 00:00:52,624 Oh! Oh, my God, Johannes! 21 00:00:52,724 --> 00:00:55,508 Yah. It's a hybrid, like us. 22 00:00:55,608 --> 00:00:57,511 'Cause I love petrol and you love electric. 23 00:00:57,611 --> 00:00:59,753 And look, look, look. 24 00:00:59,853 --> 00:01:01,856 It's got a personalized number plate. 25 00:01:03,258 --> 00:01:04,840 It says, "Sensuous." 26 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,802 Yeah, it does! 27 00:01:06,902 --> 00:01:08,925 But my business is "Senuous". 28 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,527 I don't see what you're saying. 29 00:01:10,627 --> 00:01:14,132 Oh, I don't want to be difficult, but it's got too many 5s. 30 00:01:14,232 --> 00:01:17,015 It should be 5-E-N-U-0-U-5. 31 00:01:17,115 --> 00:01:19,859 Well, you have to disguise some of the letters as numbers because... 32 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,744 No, I know that, sweetheart, but you've done 5-E-N-5-U-0-U-5. 33 00:01:23,844 --> 00:01:26,868 And it should be 5-E-N-U-0-U-5. 34 00:01:26,968 --> 00:01:30,392 Amanda, I'm confused. Do you want the car or not? - Yes! 35 00:01:30,492 --> 00:01:32,695 I love...I love...I love it! 36 00:01:43,909 --> 00:01:45,171 You know when people say, 37 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,214 "It's like watching a car crash in slow motion"? 38 00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:48,575 This is what they mean. 39 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,858 Johannes bought her that. 40 00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:52,981 Apart from the fact I'm a massive lesbian, 41 00:01:53,081 --> 00:01:56,786 I do not understand what she sees in that huge plate of gammon. 42 00:01:56,886 --> 00:01:59,309 Yeah. I think we were all rooting for the snake. 43 00:02:01,211 --> 00:02:02,273 Eh-up, here she comes. 44 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:03,835 Hi! Hi, Georgie! 45 00:02:03,935 --> 00:02:05,977 - What's with the wristbands? - I dunno. 46 00:02:06,978 --> 00:02:08,280 RSI? Too much texting? 47 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:10,803 - Nice wheels, Amanda! - Yeah. 48 00:02:10,903 --> 00:02:14,608 Little thank you from Johannes for being his sexy Florence Nightingale. 49 00:02:14,708 --> 00:02:16,411 Christ. No one ever tell him the going rate for a nurse? 50 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,493 What's the price tag on that thing? 51 00:02:18,593 --> 00:02:20,456 I didn't ask, and I don't care. 52 00:02:20,556 --> 00:02:22,558 It's a very lovely gift. 53 00:02:24,961 --> 00:02:26,744 - Diego. - 98 grand. 54 00:02:26,844 --> 00:02:28,846 Fi! 55 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:32,351 I said I didn't care. 56 00:02:32,451 --> 00:02:34,153 Is it six figures with the sunroof? Yeah. 57 00:02:34,253 --> 00:02:36,316 - Hi! - Hey, hey, hey! 58 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:39,840 - Hey, Anne! - Great news, you guys! 59 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:44,086 The Bierkeller says he'll do us a keg of Hoppy Seconds at cost. 60 00:02:44,186 --> 00:02:45,167 - Oh, that's great. - Yeah. 61 00:02:45,267 --> 00:02:47,089 What's this? 62 00:02:47,189 --> 00:02:49,172 Oh, we're just trying to organize the end-of-season awards party 63 00:02:49,272 --> 00:02:51,054 - for the club. - Oh. 64 00:02:51,154 --> 00:02:53,457 Last year was such a blast, so we're going for the same again. 65 00:02:53,557 --> 00:02:56,782 So, keg of beer, bit of a barbecue, Mal and Ned's famous disco. 66 00:02:56,882 --> 00:02:58,584 Anne, no. Come on. 67 00:02:58,684 --> 00:03:00,506 Surely we can aim a little higher that. 68 00:03:00,606 --> 00:03:02,949 That's all the subs will cover, sadly. 69 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:05,052 We're not exactly Tottenham's Hotspur. 70 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,796 How are you a coach? 71 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:12,562 Well, if it's a money issue, we might be able to lend a hand. 72 00:03:12,662 --> 00:03:15,926 - The royal "we"? - Johannes and I. 73 00:03:16,026 --> 00:03:17,808 If you don't mind making a little donation... 74 00:03:17,908 --> 00:03:21,012 - Sure. - ...we wouldn't say no to some cava and a bucket of Haribo. 75 00:03:21,112 --> 00:03:22,735 Anne, that's not how you spend money. 76 00:03:22,835 --> 00:03:26,299 Oi! Posh Spice! You've blocked me in! 77 00:03:26,399 --> 00:03:28,342 - It's fine. - "Sensuous"? 78 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:30,424 Move it or I'll slash your tires! 79 00:03:30,524 --> 00:03:32,527 Actually, I'm going to move it. 80 00:03:33,808 --> 00:03:37,093 It's actually "Senuous"! The middle S is a 5. 81 00:03:45,543 --> 00:03:48,127 - Mummy. I'm mid co-lab. - I know. 82 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:51,972 I'm actually in the market for, um, a fizzy tap. 83 00:03:52,072 --> 00:03:54,054 You've got a fizzy tap. 84 00:03:54,154 --> 00:03:56,177 Look, if you're bored, why don't you give Fi a call, see if she's around? 85 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:58,019 I'm not bored. 86 00:03:58,119 --> 00:04:00,623 I'm just thinking of you, all cooped up in your showroom. 87 00:04:00,723 --> 00:04:03,026 And I was thinking, you're looking a bit... 88 00:04:03,126 --> 00:04:04,868 - Thin? - Tired. 89 00:04:04,968 --> 00:04:06,871 - You've got bags under your eyes. - Well, I'm fine. 90 00:04:06,971 --> 00:04:08,352 - Thank you. Okay. - Amanda! 91 00:04:08,452 --> 00:04:09,954 I've gotta go, Mummy. 92 00:04:10,054 --> 00:04:11,837 Yes? 93 00:04:11,937 --> 00:04:14,640 Amanda, can you do a delivery for me to east London? 94 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:16,683 Do I look like a postman, Daniel? 95 00:04:16,783 --> 00:04:20,087 Look, it's 500 quid's worth of taps and they've asked for you by name. 96 00:04:20,187 --> 00:04:22,270 Who orders £500 worth of taps? 97 00:04:26,796 --> 00:04:29,059 Ah! Ah! Ah! 98 00:04:29,159 --> 00:04:31,101 - Ah! Ah! - Oh. 99 00:04:31,201 --> 00:04:34,385 Oh, man. 100 00:04:34,485 --> 00:04:37,469 Worth every penny. 101 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:40,393 The taps! I'm talking about the taps I ordered. - Johannes! 102 00:04:40,493 --> 00:04:43,537 Sorry, I just missed this so much. 103 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,642 Listen, Johannes. 104 00:04:47,742 --> 00:04:50,806 Um, I was wondering if you thought it'd be fun to sponsor 105 00:04:50,906 --> 00:04:53,810 the kids' football awards this year? 106 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:56,934 Just 'cause it's such a deprived area and, um... 107 00:04:57,034 --> 00:04:59,057 Yeah, sure. 108 00:04:59,157 --> 00:05:01,159 - Really? Oh! - Yeah. 109 00:05:02,841 --> 00:05:04,844 Oh, they'll be thrilled. 110 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,509 Could be a nice little, uh, send-off. 111 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:11,512 - A what? - Well, I've been thinking about your living situation. 112 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,615 And, uh... 113 00:05:18,942 --> 00:05:23,367 Oh, my God! Johannes, you've bought me a house? 114 00:05:23,467 --> 00:05:25,470 Oh, my God! 115 00:05:26,631 --> 00:05:28,093 I haven't bought you a house, Amanda. 116 00:05:28,193 --> 00:05:29,655 I've only just bought you a car! 117 00:05:29,755 --> 00:05:31,458 Oh! 118 00:05:31,558 --> 00:05:34,542 Greedy birdy! No, these are the keys are to this place. 119 00:05:34,642 --> 00:05:37,786 I thought you and the kids might like to move in. - Oh! 120 00:05:37,886 --> 00:05:40,709 There's tons of space, got a bathroom each. 121 00:05:40,809 --> 00:05:42,592 The guy upstairs lives in Singapore, 122 00:05:42,692 --> 00:05:46,397 and the guy downstairs had his assets frozen, so talk about quiet. 123 00:05:46,497 --> 00:05:48,499 - Yeah. - And look at the view. 124 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,403 You know we get seals here? 125 00:05:51,503 --> 00:05:52,925 What about the kids' schools? 126 00:05:53,025 --> 00:05:55,288 Oh, I'll just pay for St Anthony's. 127 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,691 It's much better than the dump they're at now. 128 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,034 God, that's so kind. 129 00:06:02,517 --> 00:06:03,899 Can I think about it? 130 00:06:03,999 --> 00:06:05,381 Yeah, of course. It's a big step. 131 00:06:05,481 --> 00:06:07,223 Yes! For both of us! Yes! 132 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:10,087 50 years a bachelor and I'm throwing my keys around willy-nilly. 133 00:06:11,488 --> 00:06:13,311 What have you done to me, Amanda? 134 00:06:13,411 --> 00:06:15,193 I've lost my bloody mind. 135 00:06:15,293 --> 00:06:18,357 Johannes, can we... Let's not say anything to the kids just yet. 136 00:06:18,457 --> 00:06:21,842 Just... I need to find the right time to talk to them about it. 137 00:06:21,942 --> 00:06:23,944 Anything for milady. 138 00:06:27,228 --> 00:06:30,212 Oh, hey, hey, hey, look, look! Look, a seal! 139 00:06:30,312 --> 00:06:32,215 - Oh, wow! - Look at the little fella. 140 00:06:32,315 --> 00:06:34,317 Aw! 141 00:06:34,718 --> 00:06:36,460 Oh, wait, wait. No, it's a... 142 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,182 It's a tire. 143 00:06:38,282 --> 00:06:40,285 Oh. 144 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:47,634 Yes, so we'll just wait a couple more minutes until we have everyone 145 00:06:47,734 --> 00:06:49,477 - and then... - Sorry I'm late. 146 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,880 - Here she is. - Mad day at my co-lab. 147 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:55,444 - Budge up, Anne. - Sorry, Amanda, I'll get out of your way. 148 00:06:55,544 --> 00:06:58,448 Okay! Right, let's get started. 149 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:00,370 - Great. - Okay. 150 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:03,174 So, um, I think you all know Amanda, 151 00:07:03,274 --> 00:07:06,218 who has very kindly offered to sponsor this year's event. 152 00:07:06,318 --> 00:07:09,061 Namaste, guys. I'm just glad we can give something back. 153 00:07:09,161 --> 00:07:11,224 So I think we can all agree that, like, 154 00:07:11,324 --> 00:07:16,070 last year's party was pretty awesome, so, as the old saying goes, 155 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:18,313 you know, "If it ain't broke, don't go tinkering with the original." 156 00:07:18,413 --> 00:07:21,637 I just think we've had a terrific year as a club 157 00:07:21,737 --> 00:07:25,202 and it's time we had a bit more pride in ourselves. 158 00:07:25,302 --> 00:07:27,925 You know, we could, like, park the barbecue and get a caterer in. 159 00:07:28,025 --> 00:07:29,648 Oh, I could do my sausage rolls! 160 00:07:29,748 --> 00:07:32,611 Because there ain't no party like an Anne's sausage party. 161 00:07:32,711 --> 00:07:33,933 No, thank you, Anne. No. 162 00:07:34,033 --> 00:07:35,815 We are getting professionals in. 163 00:07:35,915 --> 00:07:38,459 Can you see if the people who did my 40th birthday are available? 164 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,501 They've gone out of business. 165 00:07:40,601 --> 00:07:43,305 - In a year? - Well, that was actually five years ago, 166 00:07:43,405 --> 00:07:45,447 - because you're forty fi... - I'm thinking photo booth, 167 00:07:46,369 --> 00:07:49,713 churros machine, um... 168 00:07:49,813 --> 00:07:53,318 I'm spitballing here, guys. A mixologist. Professional DJ. 169 00:07:53,418 --> 00:07:55,280 Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on! 170 00:07:55,380 --> 00:07:57,683 The only reason I got involved with any of this football shit is 171 00:07:57,783 --> 00:07:59,485 so me and Ned can DJ the party. 172 00:07:59,585 --> 00:08:03,350 Okay, Mal. Sure. Though, it isn't all about you. 173 00:08:06,074 --> 00:08:07,696 Can I just get some plain old cava? 174 00:08:07,796 --> 00:08:09,858 I'm not great with the cocktails. 175 00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:11,501 It mixes together fine in the metal thingy, 176 00:08:11,601 --> 00:08:14,464 but once it hits my colon, it's like the rapids in Center Parcs. 177 00:08:14,564 --> 00:08:16,507 Fine, we'll get some cava. 178 00:08:16,607 --> 00:08:18,910 - Great. Yeah. - Well, that's sorted, then! 179 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:21,473 I will call my friend at Bluebird and get him started 180 00:08:21,573 --> 00:08:22,915 on the cocktail design. 181 00:08:23,015 --> 00:08:25,078 And you call the churros people. 182 00:08:25,178 --> 00:08:27,160 That was a really brilliant idea. 183 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:29,263 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 184 00:08:32,026 --> 00:08:34,209 It's great to see her back to her old self. 185 00:08:34,309 --> 00:08:36,292 She's had a bit of a crappy year, 186 00:08:36,392 --> 00:08:38,615 so maybe just let her have this one thing. 187 00:08:38,715 --> 00:08:40,717 That's what they said about Poland. 188 00:08:42,119 --> 00:08:44,122 Yeah. So we just need... 189 00:08:47,045 --> 00:08:50,029 Mika, to the left. No, your other left. 190 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,993 Actually. Sorry. No, I was right. To the left. 191 00:08:53,093 --> 00:08:56,718 Right, right. Yeah. No, I didn't order cava. 192 00:08:56,818 --> 00:08:58,801 That stuff tastes like fizzy piss. 193 00:08:58,901 --> 00:09:01,965 You'll have to send it back and knock it off the bill, yeah? 194 00:09:02,065 --> 00:09:03,607 Yeah. That's it, that's it, that's it. 195 00:09:03,707 --> 00:09:05,649 - Just put it just there. - Would you look at this? 196 00:09:05,749 --> 00:09:08,132 It's like the New York Mets Gala in here. 197 00:09:08,232 --> 00:09:10,656 That's two different things, Anne, but, yeah. 198 00:09:10,756 --> 00:09:12,618 - Love the banner. - Mmm. 199 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,941 Johannes got that printed. Such a nice thought. 200 00:09:15,041 --> 00:09:17,584 Look, I know you said not to, Amanda, but I made some of my famous 201 00:09:17,684 --> 00:09:19,146 sausage rolls, just in case. 202 00:09:19,246 --> 00:09:20,468 They're not famous, Anne. 203 00:09:20,568 --> 00:09:22,791 - They are in my house. - Yes. 204 00:09:22,891 --> 00:09:26,075 That's not what "famous" means. Let's leave the catering to the caterers, shall we? 205 00:09:26,175 --> 00:09:28,738 Okay, everyone, all hands on deck! 206 00:09:31,942 --> 00:09:33,565 ♪♪ Make the body move... ♪♪ 207 00:09:33,665 --> 00:09:35,767 Ah, yeah! 208 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:39,812 Sorry, uh, what does an Off-side Mule have in it? 209 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,456 - It's a Moscow Mule. - Oh, that's very good. 210 00:09:42,556 --> 00:09:45,259 And the, um, the Pina Red-Carda? 211 00:09:45,359 --> 00:09:47,923 - It's a Pina Colada. - Oh, that's very clever. 212 00:09:49,004 --> 00:09:50,907 - Hey. - Bleurgh! 213 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,990 Huh! Someone's on it. 214 00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:56,974 I have to tell Fi the business is going under. 215 00:09:57,895 --> 00:09:59,277 What, here? 216 00:09:59,377 --> 00:10:01,640 Yep. Safety in numbers. 217 00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:04,644 And coming out to my parents taught me that I require 218 00:10:04,744 --> 00:10:07,608 a very specific amount of alcohol before I reach a place 219 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,730 - of complete honesty. - What's the amount? 220 00:10:09,830 --> 00:10:11,533 Oh, it's a very delicate balance. 221 00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:14,396 The trick is to stop just south of vomiting. 222 00:10:15,438 --> 00:10:16,940 Hmm. 223 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,942 - Did you decide on a cocktail? - Oh, no. 224 00:10:19,042 --> 00:10:20,504 Could I please have a glass of cava? 225 00:10:20,604 --> 00:10:21,906 - We haven't got cava. - What? 226 00:10:22,006 --> 00:10:23,748 Hey! 227 00:10:23,848 --> 00:10:27,152 Could I get a SoHa Moja and a Golden Baller 228 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,255 for Mr. Van der Velde, please? 229 00:10:30,056 --> 00:10:31,678 Amanda, you forgot my cava. 230 00:10:31,778 --> 00:10:33,841 Yes. Johannes sent it back. 231 00:10:33,941 --> 00:10:35,924 He says it's not a proper drink, Anne. 232 00:10:36,024 --> 00:10:37,325 It's just Spain pretending to be France. 233 00:10:37,425 --> 00:10:39,448 Have something else. Come on, be adventurous! 234 00:10:39,548 --> 00:10:41,491 - And for you? - Just a beer, please. 235 00:10:41,591 --> 00:10:42,973 Sorry, we ain't got beer tonight. It's just cocktails. 236 00:10:43,073 --> 00:10:44,575 The Aussie guy said so. 237 00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:47,058 Welcome. This must be your beautiful wife or girlfriend. 238 00:10:47,158 --> 00:10:50,742 - I don't know. - Oh, yeah. Because football fans famously hate beer. 239 00:10:50,842 --> 00:10:53,266 Come on! You can have your tinnies and your cheap bubbles any time. 240 00:10:53,366 --> 00:10:54,908 Let's keep it classy for one night. 241 00:10:55,008 --> 00:10:56,750 I'm trying to raise the bar here. 242 00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:58,913 Literally. 243 00:10:59,013 --> 00:11:01,015 Thank you, Jude. 244 00:11:07,824 --> 00:11:09,366 Oh! 245 00:11:09,466 --> 00:11:11,609 Mummy, look at you. 246 00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:13,531 Are you staying? 247 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,215 Well, the kids virtually begged me, and so I jiggled a few things 248 00:11:16,315 --> 00:11:17,817 - around in the diary. - Oh, that's great. 249 00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:20,220 Georgie, take the wristband off. You look like Andy Murray. 250 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,742 I like it, it's cool. 251 00:11:21,842 --> 00:11:23,584 It doesn't go with the dress, darling. 252 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,388 Well, neither did your plaid shirts and chokers, but we let it go. 253 00:11:26,488 --> 00:11:29,512 Actually, Mummy, I'm glad I've got you. - What, generally, or... 254 00:11:29,612 --> 00:11:33,757 Don't say anything to the kids, but Johannes has asked us to move 255 00:11:33,857 --> 00:11:35,859 into his place in Wapping. 256 00:11:36,741 --> 00:11:38,363 Well, that's a very kind offer. 257 00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:43,009 Yeah, he's so generous, and he worships me. 258 00:11:43,109 --> 00:11:46,573 But I don't know if it feels like things are moving too fast or... 259 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,457 Well, sometimes you have to move fast, don't you? 260 00:11:49,557 --> 00:11:51,539 I mean, you're not getting any younger. 261 00:11:51,639 --> 00:11:53,182 Well, none of us are. 262 00:11:53,282 --> 00:11:55,224 I think my dermatologist would disagree. 263 00:11:55,324 --> 00:11:58,228 Look, I know I pretended to like this place. 264 00:11:58,328 --> 00:12:02,073 - You haven't. - Wapping is the new Holland Park. 265 00:12:02,173 --> 00:12:03,755 I'm so excited. 266 00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:05,437 Good for you, darling. 267 00:12:05,537 --> 00:12:08,040 - Thank you, Mummy. - Please welcome to the stage... 268 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:10,043 Oh! It's starting. Get yourself a drink. 269 00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:12,686 Good evening, everyone. Thank you so much for coming. 270 00:12:12,786 --> 00:12:14,569 We've got lots to get through this evening. 271 00:12:14,669 --> 00:12:17,172 - Lots of awards to give out. - Could I have a Goal Fashioned 272 00:12:17,272 --> 00:12:19,014 without the bitters or the soda water? 273 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,017 - That's just a whisky. - Yeah. 274 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:23,580 Three of those, in one glass. 275 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:27,505 Well, it's been a very positive season for the under-11s. 276 00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:30,829 Our unbeaten record in ten of our 18 games. 277 00:12:30,929 --> 00:12:32,932 Thanks. 278 00:12:34,334 --> 00:12:36,076 Christ! What the hell's in that? 279 00:12:36,176 --> 00:12:37,638 Oh, that...that might be mine. 280 00:12:37,738 --> 00:12:39,740 Here. 281 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,124 Oh, my God, is that a tattoo? 282 00:12:42,224 --> 00:12:44,246 - It's just pen. Chill. - Pen, my hole. 283 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,449 That is a prison tattoo. Have you seen that? 284 00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:48,131 It's not a big deal. 285 00:12:48,231 --> 00:12:50,534 Please tell me Georgie hasn't got one. - Yeah, of course. 286 00:12:50,634 --> 00:12:53,338 We're best mates. 287 00:12:53,438 --> 00:12:55,300 Please put your hands together for... 288 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,443 JJ. 289 00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,246 Come on! 290 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,434 And now for the most improved award, 291 00:13:06,534 --> 00:13:10,039 the award for the Most Improved Player. 292 00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:13,964 The most improved player joined us at the beginning of the season 293 00:13:14,064 --> 00:13:17,849 and has quickly become an absolute lynchpin of the team. 294 00:13:17,949 --> 00:13:20,572 I can't wait to see what she does next season. 295 00:13:20,672 --> 00:13:24,297 So let's put our hands together for Georgie Hughes. 296 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,062 Oh, my God! 297 00:13:35,251 --> 00:13:37,153 - Johannes, move... - This is my own creation. 298 00:13:37,253 --> 00:13:39,717 I call it the Van der Velde Slammer. 299 00:13:39,817 --> 00:13:42,921 Georgie's up. Johannes, sit down. Please, sit down. 300 00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:46,005 - Georgie! - And well done, Georgie. 301 00:13:46,105 --> 00:13:48,608 Up next, it's the under-15s category. 302 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,530 - Didn't get my photo! - Sophie Webster. 303 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:54,375 Come up and collect the award for Player of the Year. 304 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:02,586 Congratulations, Sophie. Right, let's crack on. 305 00:14:02,686 --> 00:14:06,551 Finally, please welcome our club secretary, Anne. 306 00:14:08,453 --> 00:14:10,916 Come on, Anne! 307 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:15,242 Last but not least, um, a huge thank you to our sponsors... 308 00:14:15,342 --> 00:14:17,565 Ah, you're welcome! 309 00:14:17,665 --> 00:14:23,612 - Dick. - ...without whose generosity tonight would be so different. 310 00:14:23,712 --> 00:14:26,936 Um, a great big round of applause for Amanda. 311 00:14:27,036 --> 00:14:28,979 - Yes! - Thank you. 312 00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:31,282 Come on! Come on, come on. 313 00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:36,348 There she is. All right, my baby! 314 00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:38,631 - Whoo! - Thanks, everyone. 315 00:14:38,731 --> 00:14:42,797 Wow, that is a lot of dewberry goodness. 316 00:14:42,897 --> 00:14:44,439 Um... 317 00:14:44,539 --> 00:14:48,664 Thank you, of course, to Anne for, um... 318 00:14:49,505 --> 00:14:51,447 Uh... 319 00:14:51,547 --> 00:14:54,652 Thanks, Anne. Um... 320 00:14:54,752 --> 00:14:59,658 So, on behalf of the Van der Velde Senuous Foundation, 321 00:14:59,758 --> 00:15:04,584 I just want to say what a privilege it is to support the little guys, 322 00:15:04,684 --> 00:15:08,930 you know, because, um, we might be up here, but... 323 00:15:10,572 --> 00:15:12,574 we never forget about down there. 324 00:15:13,736 --> 00:15:17,601 So, um, have a great evening and enjoy the party. 325 00:15:17,701 --> 00:15:19,843 All right, baby! That's my Amanda! 326 00:15:19,943 --> 00:15:22,126 - Thank you. Thanks, Anne. - Oh! 327 00:15:36,164 --> 00:15:38,147 - Hey. - Hey. 328 00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:41,070 Uh, listen, I was wondering, could you play me a little bit of Rick Astley? 329 00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:42,753 I don't think I have any. 330 00:15:42,853 --> 00:15:45,476 Well, maybe you could just plug your phone in or something. 331 00:15:45,576 --> 00:15:48,640 I'm more of a vinyl guy, you know? Old-school DJ. 332 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,043 Yeah. Well, maybe you could make an exception, 333 00:15:51,143 --> 00:15:53,146 seeing as I'm paying for all this. 334 00:15:55,268 --> 00:15:57,972 Yeah, right. I'll, uh... 335 00:15:58,072 --> 00:16:00,455 I'll stick it on after this for you. 336 00:16:00,555 --> 00:16:02,758 - Rick Astley, yeah? - Rick Astley, yeah. 337 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,464 What does she see in that dickhead? 338 00:16:07,564 --> 00:16:09,066 Oh, you know, she seems happy, 339 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:11,269 and I think she's really into him. 340 00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:14,913 I don't know about you, but I can't drink another Crossbar-gerhita. 341 00:16:15,013 --> 00:16:17,316 I'm going to sneak out, get some beers. 342 00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:18,758 Anyone want anything? 343 00:16:18,858 --> 00:16:21,962 Ah! Now you're talking my language. 344 00:16:22,062 --> 00:16:24,485 No, we can't, because Amanda will kill us. 345 00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:25,587 She wants everything all fancy in here. 346 00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,970 Well, if you can't drink it in here, 347 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,413 there's always the shipping container out the back. 348 00:16:30,513 --> 00:16:33,176 - Yes, mate! - Cava! Two bottles. 349 00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:34,778 - I have money. - Shh! 350 00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:36,881 Whoo! 351 00:16:38,523 --> 00:16:40,926 Georgie! Whoo! 352 00:16:42,808 --> 00:16:44,190 Sweetheart, come on. 353 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:46,954 It'll be like when the Beckhams do it. Here. - No. 354 00:16:47,054 --> 00:16:48,996 Okay, well, just take the wristband off. 355 00:16:49,096 --> 00:16:50,999 - No, it's cool. - Just for the photo. 356 00:16:51,099 --> 00:16:53,122 You won't want to look back on yourself in sports casual. 357 00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:56,766 Okay. There we go. There we go. 358 00:16:56,866 --> 00:16:58,649 See, darling, like this. Like this. Put your hands like this. 359 00:16:58,749 --> 00:17:00,371 There we... 360 00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:02,413 - OMG, is that a tattoo? - No. 361 00:17:04,236 --> 00:17:06,178 Only a little one. Me and Morten did them to each other. 362 00:17:06,278 --> 00:17:07,740 Why would you do that? 363 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,063 - Because we're best mates. - No, you're not. 364 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,187 You're two kids who ended up in the same class for a bit. 365 00:17:13,287 --> 00:17:15,871 You're going to look at that scab of hepatitis in a few years, 366 00:17:15,971 --> 00:17:17,793 and you're going to say, "What was I thinking?" 367 00:17:17,893 --> 00:17:20,076 - No, I won't. - You will, Georgie. 368 00:17:20,176 --> 00:17:22,759 I don't know anyone from when I was your age. 369 00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:25,463 - What does that tell you? - That nobody likes you? 370 00:17:32,271 --> 00:17:33,773 Oh, here she is. 371 00:17:33,873 --> 00:17:36,176 - Yes! - Keep the noise down. 372 00:17:36,276 --> 00:17:37,658 Come on, Fi! 373 00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,901 - Bubbles for Anne. - Gasping for this. I'm gasping! 374 00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:42,304 And we've got beers for boys. 375 00:17:42,404 --> 00:17:44,627 She's lively. 376 00:17:44,727 --> 00:17:46,509 Shh! 377 00:17:46,609 --> 00:17:47,911 - Sorry. - I'll get you a glass, man. 378 00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:49,393 Cheers. 379 00:17:49,493 --> 00:17:53,098 ♪♪ I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling ♪♪ 380 00:17:54,579 --> 00:17:57,203 ♪♪ Gotta make you understand ♪♪ 381 00:17:57,303 --> 00:17:59,486 ♪♪ Never gonna give you up ♪♪ 382 00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:01,328 ♪♪ Never gonna let you down... ♪♪ 383 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,451 Oh! 384 00:18:03,551 --> 00:18:05,493 Someone needs to be filming this. 385 00:18:05,593 --> 00:18:06,895 Where's Anne? 386 00:18:06,995 --> 00:18:09,418 Can I say, you look insanely hot tonight. 387 00:18:09,518 --> 00:18:12,302 I sent, like, five photos of you to my rugby mates' 388 00:18:12,402 --> 00:18:16,027 WhatsApp group and they all agree you're a stone-cold ten. 389 00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:19,231 The place looks great. You've really polished the turd. 390 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:21,974 Speaking of which, there's a great new sports center in Wapping. 391 00:18:23,576 --> 00:18:25,579 I know, no pressure. 392 00:18:27,261 --> 00:18:29,724 Yeah, can I get, like, an empty wine glass, please? 393 00:18:29,824 --> 00:18:31,446 Thank you. 394 00:18:31,546 --> 00:18:33,649 There you are. I've been looking for you guys. 395 00:18:33,749 --> 00:18:35,772 Hey! 396 00:18:35,872 --> 00:18:38,375 Um... I was just getting some ice. 397 00:18:38,475 --> 00:18:42,380 Oh! It's hot work spinning the old ones and twos. 398 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,463 Have you seen everyone? Where's Anne? 399 00:18:44,563 --> 00:18:46,986 We gotta get the whole gang in the photo booth. - Yeah! 400 00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:48,548 - Come on. - I'm not sure where... 401 00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:51,271 It'll be so good. I know. 402 00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:53,414 Well, me and you, then? 403 00:18:54,455 --> 00:18:56,999 Come on. Upstairs, Downstairs. 404 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:06,731 It's such a fun party, isn't it? - Oh, it's so fun. 405 00:19:06,831 --> 00:19:10,936 Oh, he's so generous, isn't he, Johannes? 406 00:19:11,036 --> 00:19:15,402 Yeah. He really knows how to spend money on...things. 407 00:19:16,043 --> 00:19:17,505 Yeah. 408 00:19:17,605 --> 00:19:19,607 - You ready? Okay. - Yeah. Mmm-hmm. 409 00:19:25,855 --> 00:19:29,840 Do you remember the thing you said in the hospital about me 410 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,943 being too good for Johannes? 411 00:19:33,265 --> 00:19:35,047 I don't remember saying anything. 412 00:19:35,147 --> 00:19:39,533 I, uh... I had just taken an ecstasy by accident. 413 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:42,576 - Oh. - Kind of. And, uh, I should, um... 414 00:19:42,676 --> 00:19:44,679 Yeah, yeah. No, I, uh... 415 00:19:49,685 --> 00:19:52,829 Ooof! That really does taste like cappuccino. 416 00:19:52,929 --> 00:19:55,793 I hate the way she talks to me like I'm a kid. 417 00:19:55,893 --> 00:19:58,356 - Yeah, I know, babe. - It really annoys me. 418 00:19:58,456 --> 00:20:01,761 Oh! What's up, sweetheart? 419 00:20:01,861 --> 00:20:03,883 Mum's pissed off because me and Morten got, like, 420 00:20:03,983 --> 00:20:05,365 the tiniest tattoo. 421 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,608 Oh, like she can talk. 422 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:12,615 - What? - Look, I think it's really lovely to have a little memento. 423 00:20:12,715 --> 00:20:15,258 A little something to remember, um... - Morten. 424 00:20:15,358 --> 00:20:17,461 Morten by at your new school. 425 00:20:17,561 --> 00:20:19,583 New school? What? 426 00:20:19,683 --> 00:20:23,028 - Oops. - Gan-Gan, what's going on? 427 00:20:23,128 --> 00:20:25,130 No, it's not for me to say. 428 00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:30,918 Hey, guys. Dope 'fits, for real. 429 00:20:31,018 --> 00:20:35,203 Um, have any of you guys seen Morten's mom or your mom, Darius? 430 00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:37,887 - Not for a bit, actually. Sorry. - Okay, cool, cool. 431 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,810 Gucci. Um... Well, enjoy yourselves, yeah? 432 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:43,213 Gucci? 433 00:20:43,313 --> 00:20:45,316 Anne? 434 00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,919 Guys? 435 00:20:54,447 --> 00:20:56,871 Guys? Anne? 436 00:20:56,971 --> 00:21:00,555 Shit. It's Amanda. Just... Shh! 437 00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:02,518 I feel like I'm in The Walking Dead. 438 00:21:08,665 --> 00:21:10,668 What are you doing in here? 439 00:21:11,589 --> 00:21:13,692 Why aren't you at my party? 440 00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:18,057 It's not your Party, doll. it's... it's the club's party. 441 00:21:18,157 --> 00:21:21,302 Yeah, I'm just not very cocktails and canopies. 442 00:21:21,402 --> 00:21:24,986 - Canapes. - Exactly. See, I don't even know that. 443 00:21:25,086 --> 00:21:29,492 And in fairness, we did say we wanted something a bit more...low key. 444 00:21:31,094 --> 00:21:32,716 Great. 445 00:21:32,816 --> 00:21:34,919 At least we know where we all stand. 446 00:21:35,019 --> 00:21:36,721 And next year, you can have your trough of lager 447 00:21:36,821 --> 00:21:38,884 and your Scotch eggs because I won't be here. 448 00:21:38,984 --> 00:21:41,487 - Don't be like that. - No, I won't be here, Anne. 449 00:21:41,587 --> 00:21:43,590 I'm moving to Wapping with Johannes. 450 00:21:45,032 --> 00:21:46,333 What? 451 00:21:46,433 --> 00:21:49,537 No, you're not. You can't move to Wapping. 452 00:21:49,637 --> 00:21:53,302 - What about everything here? - Please, Anne, this was always a stopgap. 453 00:21:53,402 --> 00:21:55,024 I do not belong in South Harlesden. 454 00:21:55,124 --> 00:21:58,389 I should be among people who would appreciate this party. 455 00:21:58,489 --> 00:22:01,753 I'm a canape person, Anne, and I refuse to spend my life 456 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,855 amongst sausage rolls. 457 00:22:11,465 --> 00:22:14,309 - Ow! Fucking hot! - Johannes! 458 00:22:17,433 --> 00:22:20,056 - Yes. - Yes, what? 459 00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:23,460 Yes, I will move to Wapping with you. - Oh, you... 460 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,723 - You will? Oh, my God! - Yeah. 461 00:22:27,085 --> 00:22:29,788 I'm so fucking happy! 462 00:22:29,888 --> 00:22:32,932 I love this woman! I bloody love this woman! 463 00:22:34,294 --> 00:22:36,597 Mwah! 464 00:22:36,697 --> 00:22:37,799 I'm going to call my mother. 465 00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:39,901 She'll be so relieved! 466 00:22:47,791 --> 00:22:50,054 Um, coming back inside, Anne? 467 00:22:50,154 --> 00:22:53,198 Uh, yeah... I can't go in there. 468 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,482 I don't want to see her. 469 00:22:57,764 --> 00:22:59,386 Would you tell Darius I'll be waiting outside? 470 00:22:59,486 --> 00:23:01,488 Yeah, of course. 471 00:23:06,415 --> 00:23:08,598 I hate her. 472 00:23:08,698 --> 00:23:11,241 It's not fair. She's already made us move school once. 473 00:23:11,341 --> 00:23:12,883 I just love it here. 474 00:23:12,983 --> 00:23:14,986 Oh, girls. You okay? 475 00:23:19,631 --> 00:23:22,816 - What's wrong? - My gan-gan said Mum's moving us to Wapping, 476 00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:25,058 and I don't want to go. 477 00:23:25,158 --> 00:23:27,942 It sucks. But your mammy loves you. 478 00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:32,628 And she wouldn't be doing this unless she thought it was good for you. 479 00:23:32,728 --> 00:23:36,913 And sometimes in life, we have to do things that people don't like, 480 00:23:37,013 --> 00:23:41,019 because in the long run, it's the right thing to do... 481 00:23:43,261 --> 00:23:45,264 even if people might hate you for a bit. 482 00:23:59,762 --> 00:24:01,505 God's sake! 483 00:24:01,605 --> 00:24:03,607 That's miles away! 484 00:24:17,425 --> 00:24:20,569 Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. If I could just get a minute of your time, please. 485 00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:23,112 To be honest, I can do because I paid for all this. 486 00:24:24,794 --> 00:24:25,936 Um... 487 00:24:26,036 --> 00:24:28,038 Amanda! Where's Amanda? 488 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,383 Amanda? 489 00:24:31,483 --> 00:24:33,705 Amanda? Amanda! 490 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,828 There she is. Amanda, come up, girl. 491 00:24:35,928 --> 00:24:38,111 Come up. 492 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:40,214 Come up here, baby. 493 00:24:41,015 --> 00:24:42,557 What is this? 494 00:24:42,657 --> 00:24:44,319 What's going on? 495 00:24:44,419 --> 00:24:48,164 Now, I know we haven't known each other for very long at all, 496 00:24:48,264 --> 00:24:52,830 but when you've had a near-death experience like I had recently, 497 00:24:55,673 --> 00:24:58,517 it makes you realize what's important about life. 498 00:24:59,518 --> 00:25:01,340 So... 499 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,086 What have you done to me? 500 00:25:06,767 --> 00:25:08,670 I hardly ever do this. 501 00:25:08,770 --> 00:25:09,991 What are you going to do? 502 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,674 - Amanda? - Yes? 503 00:25:11,774 --> 00:25:15,098 Would you do me the honor of becoming my wife? 504 00:25:21,746 --> 00:25:23,489 Um... 505 00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:25,852 Don't do it, Amanda! 506 00:25:25,952 --> 00:25:27,494 - Anne? - No, no, no, no, no... 507 00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:29,256 - Absolutely not. - What the fuck? 508 00:25:29,356 --> 00:25:31,699 - You can't marry him. - What... 509 00:25:31,799 --> 00:25:33,822 I know you don't want to hear this because he's rich 510 00:25:33,922 --> 00:25:35,464 and he has a nice flat. 511 00:25:35,564 --> 00:25:37,386 - It's a penthouse. - It's a penthouse. 512 00:25:37,486 --> 00:25:39,829 But as your best friend, it is my duty to tell you things 513 00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:42,633 that you might not want to hear. And I'm telling you this right now. 514 00:25:42,733 --> 00:25:44,916 You cannot marry him. 515 00:25:45,016 --> 00:25:46,598 You're too good for him. 516 00:25:49,021 --> 00:25:50,603 You're not my best friend, Anne. 517 00:25:50,703 --> 00:25:52,686 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not. 518 00:25:52,786 --> 00:25:54,888 My best friend is called Elizabeth, and she lives in Canada. 519 00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,851 She was my maid of honor. 520 00:25:56,951 --> 00:26:01,457 Oh, well, I don't see her here now, Amanda, 521 00:26:01,557 --> 00:26:03,599 stopping you from making the biggest mistake of your life! 522 00:26:05,201 --> 00:26:08,105 We are best friends, whether you like it or not. 523 00:26:08,205 --> 00:26:09,747 And that's how I know you don't love him. 524 00:26:09,847 --> 00:26:11,469 And don't go telling me, 525 00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:13,232 "Oh, he makes me happy," because you have half a sausage roll 526 00:26:13,332 --> 00:26:16,716 on your chin. And if you eating carbs isn't a cry for help, 527 00:26:16,816 --> 00:26:18,478 then I don't know what is. 528 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:22,523 So, please... don't marry this dick and don't leave SoHa, 529 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,626 for the love of God. 530 00:26:27,149 --> 00:26:30,333 Right. Well, if the drunk lady's finished with her floor show, then, 531 00:26:30,433 --> 00:26:33,297 - uh... - I'm not even drunk! Thanks to you. 532 00:26:33,397 --> 00:26:36,541 Well, if this is you sober, madam, then you are an embarrassment. 533 00:26:36,641 --> 00:26:38,644 Hey. 534 00:26:39,084 --> 00:26:41,067 - Don't talk to her like that. - Okay. 535 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:44,391 Okay. Look, I'll make it really simple for you, right? 536 00:26:44,491 --> 00:26:46,914 You know the life I can give you. 537 00:26:47,014 --> 00:26:49,397 Now, do you want that life? 538 00:26:49,497 --> 00:26:52,521 Or would you rather stop here drinking shit wine 539 00:26:52,621 --> 00:26:54,624 in the arse end of nowhere? 540 00:27:00,071 --> 00:27:02,073 Here you go, darling. 541 00:27:03,675 --> 00:27:05,177 You know what, Amanda? 542 00:27:05,277 --> 00:27:07,280 All the best! 543 00:27:11,405 --> 00:27:14,389 I know. He closed the tab. 544 00:27:14,489 --> 00:27:16,952 I had to go to something called a Londis. 545 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,835 Urgh. 546 00:27:18,935 --> 00:27:20,937 I would have said yes. 547 00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:25,243 But look where that gets you. 548 00:27:25,343 --> 00:27:27,345 I'm so proud of you, darling. 549 00:27:33,233 --> 00:27:35,235 Your mascara's smudged. 550 00:27:35,676 --> 00:27:38,219 I can't drink this filth. 551 00:27:38,319 --> 00:27:40,322 I'm sure I saw a bottle of peach schnapps in there. 552 00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:51,076 I need to talk to you right now. - Oh, okay. 553 00:27:51,176 --> 00:27:53,298 - Should we... - No, no, no. Right now. Right... 554 00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:56,783 Bleurgh! 555 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:58,966 - Okay. What the fuck is... - We're screwed. 556 00:27:59,066 --> 00:28:02,810 I borrowed too much for Double Shin, and it's taken out both Shins. 557 00:28:02,910 --> 00:28:07,376 I've tried everything, but the numbers just don't add up. 558 00:28:11,762 --> 00:28:13,764 So, yeah. We're screwed. 559 00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:16,668 - Good. - What? 560 00:28:16,768 --> 00:28:19,231 I've barely seen you smile in the last two years. 561 00:28:19,331 --> 00:28:23,196 In fact, I've barely seen you in the last two years. 562 00:28:23,296 --> 00:28:26,320 No, I want all the success in the world for you, darling, 563 00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:28,403 but if it's not making you happy 564 00:28:28,503 --> 00:28:31,507 and this means that I might get you back, then... 565 00:28:33,830 --> 00:28:35,832 just let it go. 566 00:28:36,994 --> 00:28:38,416 We'll be okay. 567 00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:40,518 I can just start selling my ceramic pots. 568 00:28:43,162 --> 00:28:45,144 Yeah, could be an emcee. 569 00:28:45,244 --> 00:28:47,227 Anne? 570 00:28:47,327 --> 00:28:49,329 I just wanted to say, um... 571 00:28:52,173 --> 00:28:54,175 your sausage rolls are actually delicious. 572 00:28:57,019 --> 00:28:59,022 I know. 573 00:29:04,989 --> 00:29:06,651 She's right, you know. 574 00:29:06,751 --> 00:29:09,054 Well, no, Elizabeth was my best friend. 575 00:29:09,154 --> 00:29:11,477 But with the distance, we sort of... - No, not that. 576 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,362 You are too good for him. 577 00:29:16,484 --> 00:29:18,486 - Are you coming, big man? - Yep. 578 00:29:18,807 --> 00:29:20,809 Ned. 579 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:25,155 There is space in the popemobile if you want a lift back to my house. 580 00:29:25,255 --> 00:29:29,801 - My house! - Well, I'm 34, and you're 34A, so, uh... 581 00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:32,424 Mummy, kids, come on, we're going home. 582 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:35,908 Mom, have you got a tattoo? 583 00:29:37,671 --> 00:29:39,173 What? 584 00:29:39,273 --> 00:29:41,275 I didn't tell her. 585 00:29:42,437 --> 00:29:44,439 Well, thanks a lot, Mummy.